This Low-Budget Animated Movie Ruined My Life

24 aug. 2020
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Goat Story ruined my life so now I'm ruining yours
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  • the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

    Kurtis ConnerKurtis ConnerAcum 7 luni
    • holy fuck that was so weird im deaf in my left ear so i could hear a cafe and screaming only ...

      KaleKaleAcum 6 ore
    • Ok

      KalimaiKalimaiAcum 20 ore
    • ok

      Leah BrowneLeah BrowneAcum o Zi
    • Ok

      Fortifi _Fortifi _Acum 2 Zile
    • ok

      Proxy MoronProxy MoronAcum 3 Zile
  • WHAT. that was the best story I have ever watched

    yummy orbityummy orbitAcum 3 ore
  • I would never build a clock somewhere else

    Pia ia PYC MemberPia ia PYC MemberAcum 6 ore
  • its a terrible blueprint if one pillar will destroy the whole bridge

    Swole SenzuSwole SenzuAcum 10 ore
  • but also what is katy doing there? what reason did she have to be at the bridge lmao.

    Swole SenzuSwole SenzuAcum 10 ore
  • This is movie made in Czech Republic... Wow , good to see your reactiooon

    Satty Arts EditsSatty Arts EditsAcum 11 ore
  • where is our 234K games of stir the soup KURTIS

    SeanthegrimSeanthegrimAcum 20 ore
  • Im as strait as one of the hairs on this guy's head

    Ass KickerAss KickerAcum o Zi
  • I yam what I yam

    Ass KickerAss KickerAcum o Zi
  • Hyper ballie

    Ass KickerAss KickerAcum o Zi
  • Gae Y r u gae Who says I am gay? U r gae .... ...........then who is gae? .....?

    Ass KickerAss KickerAcum o Zi
  • Why does this seem like more of a teenage romance movie - 😐

    • Ronald Weasley •• Ronald Weasley •Acum o Zi
  • hey man terminator is free on youtbe

    The Mos Eisley Cantina BandThe Mos Eisley Cantina BandAcum o Zi
  • Okay so when I clicked on this video I went to try and watch Goat Story first (emphasis on the word try) to get a bit of context and I was literally scarred. I was terrified. I physically couldn't do it without Kurtis interjecting every few seconds with something normal or I was afraid I might go mad

    Kate O'CallaghanKate O'CallaghanAcum o Zi
  • saw the thumbnail when this went up and i chose sanity, didnt watch it but the new video went up and it has a reference to whatever this is so i finally broke hope youre happy kurtis

    DDAcum o Zi
  • Came back to this video. I like torturing myself 😁

    Melo-Hanka a.k.a. Aizawa simpMelo-Hanka a.k.a. Aizawa simpAcum o Zi
  • B

    kokichi oumakokichi oumaAcum o Zi
  • pp's out for prague

    Kristin on the nintendo ds AHAHAHAHAHKristin on the nintendo ds AHAHAHAHAHAcum o Zi
  • This movie deadass makes me feel ill

    Niamh HutchineaterNiamh HutchineaterAcum o Zi
  • That was a nightmarish, drug addled, fever-dream of a movie.

    Emily LangeEmily LangeAcum 2 Zile
  • I'm czech and this is embarrassing to watch🧍

    anonanonAcum 2 Zile
  • Wow. I was about to be so upset about them killing goat.

    jolili98jolili98Acum 2 Zile
  • i hope those gay guards are doing well

    y/ ny/ nAcum 2 Zile
  • what was going inside the ppl head when making this....

    McCrimMcCrimAcum 2 Zile
  • it took me 10 watches of this video to realize he had Skyrim tavern music playing at around 16:00

    Sandra LopezSandra LopezAcum 2 Zile
  • Slapper - Clapper

    Douche CartoucheDouche CartoucheAcum 2 Zile
  • no bc why did i start crying at that ending scene LMFAO

    Quincy JosefinaQuincy JosefinaAcum 2 Zile
  • Is no one talking about how at 21:13 there are literally four of the same woman? Or how she looks like an old woman but young?

    Macy Jo GannonMacy Jo GannonAcum 2 Zile
  • Please I just wanted to comment something but it didn't like that I said orphans and fursuits in the same sentence 😭😭😭

    Macy Jo GannonMacy Jo GannonAcum 2 Zile
  • 15:23 *FiShEy FiShEy FiSh, MaKiN iT sTiNkAy*

    Meme MasterMeme MasterAcum 2 Zile
  • I haven't seen this movie in long long time but I'm 100% sure that what was in television was different(not entirely) like the adult fun time part wasn't there and it was more censored

    EbonyEbonyAcum 2 Zile
  • You have to be one of the funniest youtubers. I was watching your facebook tshirts part 2 last night and my 8 yr old daughter was watching over my shoulder and she cracked up so much over the trombone bit u did. She keeps making me rewind it to that part. Lol. Maybe its a canadian thing ,but your humor is awesome. So is your friends channel too. Both are hilarious. Cheers from barrie Ontario!

    skid artskid artAcum 2 Zile
  • Me being from Czech.

    Tobiáš RyškaTobiáš RyškaAcum 2 Zile
  • I'm pretty sure that in the history of the Prague clock that guy did get his eyes cut out. We learned that in school. I think.

    Monta ZvejsalnieceMonta ZvejsalnieceAcum 2 Zile
  • I’ve watched this video an unhealthy amount of times. I’ve lost count, you kurtis, have ruined my life. Thanks a million bro.

    Elias MortimerElias MortimerAcum 3 Zile
  • You should watch it dubbed in hindi, I'll forever be traumatized

    cottonmouthcottonmouthAcum 3 Zile
  • This is definitely some crazy shit..

    Hidden MannaHidden MannaAcum 3 Zile
  • A czech here, even when the graphics were horrible, I enjoyed both goat story and goat story 2 in my childhood, altough i havent seen it in a long time..

    Amelie HincovaAmelie HincovaAcum 3 Zile
  • 19:19 the new 666

    Gacha AndStuffGacha AndStuffAcum 3 Zile
  • Guys Iam from Czech Republic and i have seen the movie with goat. Its something what will probebly other countries never understand and I don´t blame tham. Eaven for us its kinda horrible :D but our original dubbing is really needed to undestand the jokes like the fact that you have no idea if the character of goat is mail or femail XD

    Zantorian InvisibleZantorian InvisibleAcum 3 Zile
    • And english dubbing is making it eaven more cringe XD

      Zantorian InvisibleZantorian InvisibleAcum 3 Zile
  • Man the character designs for this movie is awful. Also why the fuck did the girl with the nails has f.cking nails in her boobs!? Wouldn't that hurt

    unboxing magicunboxing magicAcum 3 Zile
  • 4:34 #WienersOut

    Barbara HajdukBarbara HajdukAcum 3 Zile
  • Goat is the only decently looking one

    aesaesAcum 4 Zile
  • “Build a Bridge and get over it” is my new catchphrase

    Duppy DontDoItDuppy DontDoItAcum 4 Zile
  • i would never built a clock somewhere else !

    madelyn nashmadelyn nashAcum 4 Zile
  • The girl unnerves me so badly. She looks like a child in the face but then her body is so adult and detailed. The pigtails make it worse.

    empr3ss d3st1n7empr3ss d3st1n7Acum 4 Zile
  • I would never build a clock somewhere else

    brightfreak YTbrightfreak YTAcum 4 Zile
  • Its 3.45 am ehat the fuck am i watching (°ー°〃)

    Emilija NirenbergEmilija NirenbergAcum 4 Zile
    • idk bestie 😃

      vaquiivaquiiAcum 3 Zile
  • This movie really said: "Dicks out, Tits out!😎"

    MxchaMxchaAcum 4 Zile
  • 24:41 w h a t

    Denizly CisnerosDenizly CisnerosAcum 4 Zile
  • Ok but like how did Katy and Goat swap places? Did the guards not notice they were leading a Goat to the Hanging place? Or did Katy and the Goat swap places right there in the public? Like, Katy had different clothes so does that mean- I'm so confused. Also how did the Goat not die? Like what?

    RinaRinaAcum 4 Zile
  • this movie smells like dog breath lmao

    Just meJust meAcum 4 Zile
  • Didn't she get the nails from coffins? I think someone commented abt it but either I can't find it or it was a fever dream

    Emily TharpEmily TharpAcum 4 Zile
  • 8:31 Dr Faust is actually a German folktale about a scholar that made a deal with the devil

    TTJ The originalTTJ The originalAcum 4 Zile
  • Im Czech and im really disapointed in my country. This "thing" is the most sucsesfull animated movie that my country made. Nice.

    worm_sollyworm_sollyAcum 4 Zile
  • WHAT

    katie kawaiikatie kawaiiAcum 4 Zile
  • This movie feels like a fever dream lmao

    Kimberly WheelerKimberly WheelerAcum 4 Zile
  • I am laughing. So hard lmao

    Kimberly WheelerKimberly WheelerAcum 4 Zile
  • I would never build a clock somewhere else. 👍

    Cooked Comedy ChannelCooked Comedy ChannelAcum 5 Zile
  • The weirdest thing is this is an actual historical legend not just a movie! Well the part about the clockmaker being blinded and disabling the clock is anyway

    Jacs SJacs SAcum 5 Zile
  • i would never build a clock somewhere else

    KrrishaKrrishaAcum 5 Zile
  • Having nightmares

    Kloee KinslowKloee KinslowAcum 5 Zile
  • So this a story about a goat?

    BroadexBroadexAcum 5 Zile
  • Sometimes.... I am ashamed to be czech

    KebabKebabAcum 5 Zile
  • Why does Jenny say Katy :D :o :D Kay. Ty

    DylanBananasDylanBananasAcum 5 Zile
  • I just came here to hear the iconic 😎makin' it stinky😎

    Bianca RBianca RAcum 5 Zile
  • watching every intro takes me back to the first time i watched one of kurtis’ videos and couldn’t accept the subscriber greeting 😔

    lindylindyAcum 6 Zile
  • idk why but the fact that this was AFTER “that one time” doesn’t sit right with me

    devenicoledevenicoleAcum 6 Zile
  • If goat didn’t live it would actually would be average

    Nathan PhachNathan PhachAcum 6 Zile
  • I would never build a clock somewhere else

    The Neon LlamaThe Neon LlamaAcum 6 Zile
  • Would you like.....another nail, don’t worry it’s not mine.....

    Trashzy_ *Trashzy_ *Acum 6 Zile
  • Man if all that is OK in a kids movie in that country then I wonder what is OK in a PG movie in that country.

    Marwa93Marwa93Acum 6 Zile
  • Better cast this movie to your tv

    Rodrigo Alexandre aka Diguinho gamesRodrigo Alexandre aka Diguinho gamesAcum 6 Zile
  • I'm from Czechia but luckly my parents didn't allowed me to watch czechian gatbage.

    Rene KlaczakRene KlaczakAcum 6 Zile
  • Faust's house is a Czechian legend

    Rene KlaczakRene KlaczakAcum 6 Zile
  • Petition to make a part 2 for the gay guards

    im just hereim just hereAcum 6 Zile
  • I feel like many countries outside of the US don't typically treat sex and other sexual content as taboo, and maybe that's why this movie has so much sexual vibes to it? Idk, that's just a theory...a movie theory.

    ArtisticallyArtisticallyAcum 6 Zile
  • Cutting Hanuš eyes out is based on legend 😆

    Pája SkalickáPája SkalickáAcum 6 Zile
  • everyone talking about how the characters look, BUT NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW MESSED UP THE STORYLINE IS so I commented 3 mins ago, but wtf happened with the goat why she alive :D

    Marc ZoorobMarc ZoorobAcum 6 Zile
  • How is 1.8 million dollars low budget

    HamhalbredHamhalbredAcum 6 Zile
  • Wtf is wrong w/ tg person wgo made this

    xxrubylionxxxxrubylionxxAcum 7 Zile
  • Are they...chucking a dude under a table at 15:06?

    Elk182Elk182Acum 7 Zile
  • Give me a year in my room with Blender and I could make this no problem. $1.8 million please

    Grant PetersonGrant PetersonAcum 7 Zile
  • "and this unsettleing child on a unicycle is a recurring character in this film" said kurtis with the largest amount of sadness as can be

    h a r r ih a r r iAcum 7 Zile
  • I would never build a clock somewhere else

    Beep BeepBeep BeepAcum 7 Zile
  • Am I the only one who saw the couple in the out house at 8:21

    haji vorsohaji vorsoAcum 7 Zile
  • copy of jojo part 333333 with the nail scene lmaoo

    KAKYOIN?????KAKYOIN?????Acum 7 Zile
  • “you don’t wanna build a bridge? GET OVER IT” THATS GENIOUESSSS “you don’t wanna work for us? get over it, by building a bridge!!”

    KAKYOIN?????KAKYOIN?????Acum 7 Zile
  • This movie was barely about a goat

    Light X.ALight X.AAcum 7 Zile
  • i remember watching this as a kid, and i had nightmares for weeks after lmao

    Coffee CreamerCoffee CreamerAcum 7 Zile
  • what the fuck just happened

    hello gigihello gigiAcum 7 Zile
  • king i triple dog dare you to watch leo the lion (2013) i promise you the ending / whole thing is just as weird as this movie (not as overtly sexual thankfully lol)

    ThoraxThoraxAcum 7 Zile
  • The characters looks like they were inspired by screaming scenes in Flapjack

    Kurt UngerKurt UngerAcum 7 Zile
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    Kalindi SkyeKalindi SkyeAcum 8 Zile
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    HeyejenHeyejenAcum 8 Zile
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    HeyejenHeyejenAcum 8 Zile
  • I would never build a clock somewhere else

    Yours Not TrulyYours Not TrulyAcum 8 Zile
  • kurtis: he's screweddd, bUT! ad: "while toyota may be the longest lasting brand..."

    Rory CatRory CatAcum 8 Zile
  • I paused the video and when i came back from the kitchen as soon as I unpaused I was greeted with 3:48

    kayla harvillekayla harvilleAcum 8 Zile
  • Who made this movie they are going to Hell

    Gabriel Martinez CruzGabriel Martinez CruzAcum 8 Zile