Straight People Gotta Stop

24 apr. 2020
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hetero no! please stop!
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  • if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!

    Kurtis ConnerKurtis ConnerAcum 11 luni
    • I just wanted to do the 500 hundredth reply

      sKyE LaPointesKyE LaPointeAcum 16 Zile
    • hi kurtis

      amaya vamaya vAcum lună
    • Lol

      amal :pamal :pAcum lună
    • haha last comment 😰

      jaijaiAcum lună
    • Lol

      Cameron StevensCameron StevensAcum lună
  • Does anyone know the jazz song during the fork sketch

    Ryan GonzalezRyan GonzalezAcum 3 ore
  • As a heterosexual white lady this video makes me embarrassed

    LaylaLaylaAcum 7 ore
  • haha ha, I like this dude.

    its ya boiits ya boiAcum 7 ore
  • As I straight person. I must say that I feel very offe.... nope. Nope these people are fucking insane

    Random name !!!Random name !!!Acum 13 ore
  • This was like a fever dream oh my god

    M PM PAcum 13 ore
  • As a straight person, things are getting outta pocket

    Carter InosencioCarter InosencioAcum 15 ore
  • You are my soulmate that I'll never meet lol. I fucking love Ur sense of humour, it's too much. Call me! 🤮❤️

    Kim FosterKim FosterAcum 18 ore
  • wtf is up with the watermelon thing?

    Casual UserCasual UserAcum 18 ore
  • Kurtistown is a safe haven for members of LGBTQ+ community

    Yikeez MikeezYikeez MikeezAcum 20 ore
  • the straights: think marriage is the worst Me: dreaming of marrying my girlfriend

    Genny PalmaGenny PalmaAcum 21 oră
  • That cello bit was *mwaaahh* chefs kiss 👌🏾

    yasmin eastyasmin eastAcum 23 ore
  • 2:09 nose.EXE has been deleted

    The asexual SlugcatThe asexual SlugcatAcum o Zi
  • I told everyone that the straights are going crazy but NO ONE BELIEVED ME *cuffs jeans angrily*

    Livia ChouraquiLivia ChouraquiAcum o Zi
  • I suppose you could say, SHE GOT PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE

    The milk ManThe milk ManAcum o Zi
  • Okay but I do the "fork jail" thing with my brother and it actually does work, I end up laughing and getting over whatever I was upset about.

    Brobots in DisguiseBrobots in DisguiseAcum 2 Zile
  • Love you Curtis💚 - Sincerely, A Pansexual

    Camille BCamille BAcum 2 Zile
  • This is just making me feel better about being bi. I get to be attracted to women AND stay sane.

    GearheadGamesGearheadGamesAcum 2 Zile
  • I saw that depression pill wife photo meme for the first time today, on r/badfacebookmemes, almost a year after this video came out.

    Draconis 75Draconis 75Acum 2 Zile
  • as someone who’s bi: this was overdue

    simp4conangaysimp4conangayAcum 2 Zile
  • I guess I'm not a real woman because I'm not going to give up body parts just to make a man happy.

    God loves the lgbtqGod loves the lgbtqAcum 2 Zile
  • I subbed for them extra greetings.

    The weird Family member u haveThe weird Family member u haveAcum 2 Zile
  • Me a person: I like kurtis town People who are selling themselves for happiness: I own five tesla's. Me:AHhhhhhHHHHHHhhHHh

    its your boi skinny penisits your boi skinny penisAcum 2 Zile
  • *The Straights™:* omg don’t do gay things in public, think of the children! They’re too young! *Also The Straights™:* lol look at this little baby in his womanizer shirt, how appropriate

    hibiscushibiscusAcum 2 Zile
  • Wife and fork

    Hektor JaniczekHektor JaniczekAcum 2 Zile
  • oh i thought curtis wer bisexual

    damiamyr4damiamyr4Acum 3 Zile
  • her: what are afraid of me: spiders... im scared of spiders

    Connor PerkinsConnor PerkinsAcum 3 Zile
  • These videos had nothing to do with their sexuality, it was just cringey.

    Mr. GuppyMr. GuppyAcum 3 Zile
    • And i think most of the comments are joking

      A HussainA HussainAcum 2 Zile
    • That is true

      A HussainA HussainAcum 2 Zile
  • The heteros are upseteros

    Jameson McLeodJameson McLeodAcum 3 Zile
  • No hetero but youre pretty cool Kurtis

    Serenity FreemanSerenity FreemanAcum 3 Zile
  • Im straight

    Maria Laura D'EpiroMaria Laura D'EpiroAcum 3 Zile
  • straight people and people who happen to be straight

    d1zzy_ h34dd1zzy_ h34dAcum 4 Zile
  • Bro this kinda scares me so much, like I’m straight but damn

    I like TurtlesI like TurtlesAcum 4 Zile

    Thatmelloguy 223Thatmelloguy 223Acum 4 Zile
  • I just wanna say- I love this community. Almost every comment has over 1k likes. And replies still get hundreds of likes. You guys can all take a joke- Which is great. And you all are really funny. Have a good day amazing people

    KitKattKitKattAcum 4 Zile
  • as a bisexual, this is hilarious, straights are a different breed

    unstableness centralunstableness centralAcum 4 Zile
  • me: **sees the title** **aggressive agreement**

    grace ?grace ?Acum 4 Zile
  • There are assholes from every race and community and that’s the truth there are annoying straight people and gay people who want to be normalized yet always try to validate their sexuality

    bananagamer712bananagamer712Acum 5 Zile
    • What I meant is that there are a lot of annoying straight ppl who can’t come to terms with the lgbt community and always do wierd the stuff like superstraight, there are also a tiny amount of the lgbt community who say ‘I want being lgbt to be normal’ but then get pissed when you don’t treat them special. However most people from both communities are fine to me.

      bananagamer712bananagamer712Acum 3 Zile
    • The thing about us gays is that we are discriminated against for our sexuality. We had to spend so much time to accept ourselves for something we cannot control. Most of us have dealt with so much internalized homophobia and a large sum of us have been hurt by our families for said sexuality. Straight people have NEVER gone through that. They have no reason to feel the need to validate or show off their sexuality. Gay people however are proud of their sexuality because we had to come to term with it.

      Serenity FreemanSerenity FreemanAcum 3 Zile
    • What do you mean by "always try to validate their sexuality"

      Shenpai :3Shenpai :3Acum 4 Zile
  • JayZ and Beyoncé are probably toxic, no I can’t say that 100%.. but there’s definitely been some red flags.

    Saoirse RoseSaoirse RoseAcum 5 Zile
  • I never thought I’d see Kurtis playing himself as a cello But here I am

    Chlôe SwChlôe SwAcum 5 Zile
  • As a member of the heterosexual community I must say it: these people do not represent us.

    Marc MolinaMarc MolinaAcum 5 Zile
  • Finaly the only place where i feel okay to say i am the big gae and I might be kicked out of my dads place if they know im gae but atleast i can live with my mom in kurtistown

    Alice the penisAlice the penisAcum 6 Zile
  • I really like his puns

    MrPiggerPoggers D4MrPiggerPoggers D4Acum 6 Zile
  • As a straight person I don’t claim those ppl I only claim allies :)

    Alexa BolenAlexa BolenAcum 6 Zile
  • Foolishness doesn't have a sexual orientation.

    AlphinaAlphinaAcum 6 Zile
  • April 6th, 2021 His videos honestly make my day

    Naziha HereNaziha HereAcum 6 Zile
  • Did anyone noticed that he was looking through the fork with the closed eye 😂😂😂

    Maryam DerakhshandeganMaryam DerakhshandeganAcum 7 Zile
  • before this video i thought Kurtis was bi

    asiah telloasiah telloAcum 7 Zile
  • Wait, on Kurtis' comment, it has 501 replies. The limit is 500.

    BigBoyH0mi3 YesBigBoyH0mi3 YesAcum 7 Zile
  • These skits are hilarious

    ItsEmma 111ItsEmma 111Acum 7 Zile
  • When I saw the title I thought he was lgbtq, but then I was disappointed. -a genderfluid frying pan (get it)

    *ComicSansMS*ComicSansMSAcum 7 Zile
    • Also kurtis is great no matter what

      *ComicSansMS*ComicSansMSAcum o Zi
    • @Xx Nora_UwU xX dude, im sry. It was just a stupid joke. I'll delete it if you want.

      *ComicSansMS*ComicSansMSAcum o Zi
    • @*ComicSansMS That's **KINNNNNDA** heterophobic or however you spell that- ;-;

      Xx Nora_UwU xXXx Nora_UwU xXAcum 3 Zile
    • @Xx Nora_UwU xX dude, the joke is that I was disappointed to find that he was straight, bc a LGBT youtuber would be dope.. Its just a joke.

      *ComicSansMS*ComicSansMSAcum 3 Zile
    • Why were you disappointed?

      Xx Nora_UwU xXXx Nora_UwU xXAcum 5 Zile
  • What's the song at approximately 4:25? Sounds like a banger

    PoiPoiAcum 7 Zile
  • ok but like why is nobody talking about the fever dream skit

    shecutieshecutieAcum 7 Zile
    • LOL YES

      Xx Nora_UwU xXXx Nora_UwU xXAcum 5 Zile
  • Yes because the gays definitely don’t do anything cringe, only straight white people... Jesus.

    ZombieNationLTDZombieNationLTDAcum 8 Zile
    • Why are you pressed? 🥺is he talking about you?🥺🥺

      nonoAcum 7 Zile
    • @Catra he singled out both white and straight.

      ZombieNationLTDZombieNationLTDAcum 8 Zile
  • Ah, I see so the title was to incite anger and lure straight people in. Nice job, I kinda hate you now.

    MahoganyGamerMahoganyGamerAcum 9 Zile
    • LMFAOOOO he's literally straight, dumbass

      nonoAcum 7 Zile
    • @Catra I will

      MahoganyGamerMahoganyGamerAcum 8 Zile
  • cello how are you?

    Sentient ToastSentient ToastAcum 9 Zile
  • Rl in tears bruh 😂, this nigga funny fool 😂

    SlinkySlinkyAcum 9 Zile

    ethan weaverethan weaverAcum 9 Zile
    • @Catra ? Where'd you get that info

      nonoAcum 7 Zile
    • @Catra Pretty sure he said it himself that he's a straight white man in the beginning

      Yuri YukiYuri YukiAcum 8 Zile
  • Has this ever happened to you

    mustoonsmustoonsAcum 9 Zile
  • y'know, they call us straight people despite the fact that we're pretty wonky.

    lugilugiAcum 9 Zile
  • The shrek wedding looks nice tho

    Artur SantosArtur SantosAcum 9 Zile
  • Fucking cringe

    mitensmitensAcum 10 Zile
  • 0:58 ...mans just predicted the future-

    Beetle BuGGBeetle BuGGAcum 10 Zile
  • How is an unfaithful person loyal? Being faithful is an expression of loyalty.

    AgnesAgnesAcum 10 Zile
  • “Straight People Gotta Poop,” I gotta put on my glasses.

    Alex Das LiebeAlex Das LiebeAcum 10 Zile
  • If this is what being straight and married is like.... idk if I want to be straight anymore....

    Kalayla SeehaferKalayla SeehaferAcum 11 Zile
  • i dont care what people do let them be unless it involves you

    • If they're allowed to post it, everyone's allowed to poke fun at it.

      nonoAcum 7 Zile
  • Curtis has a cello?

    happskhappskAcum 11 Zile
    • Kurtis*

      Serenity FreemanSerenity FreemanAcum 3 Zile
  • Now I understand why my lgbtq+ friends make fun of me. Thanks Curtis !

    Dat IdiotDat IdiotAcum 11 Zile
  • Do u think the rave couple broke up when lockdown happened because they can't go back to "tHeIr WoRlD"?

    JulesOnlyJulesOnlyAcum 11 Zile
  • That ad can keep going for too long

    paranormal lazivityparanormal lazivityAcum 11 Zile
  • Funny as hell, but I don’t know why you had to limit it to hetero humans. All humans do stupid crap. These are (hilarious) examples of hetero people doing stupid crap, but man... you’re missing out on some insane (and often profane) comedy if you’re not checking out the stupid crap non-heteros are up to.

    Cal JamesonCal JamesonAcum 12 Zile
    • @Catra im bisexual and a cringe dumbass 💪😀👌

      Cassie RoseCassie RoseAcum 8 Zile
  • Plot twist Kurtis has a fork

    ArtgenixArtgenixAcum 12 Zile
  • dude, anyone realize the cellos voice was Jenna or just me

    Vaibhavi SharmaVaibhavi SharmaAcum 12 Zile
  • Wait... if straight people stopped, than the human race would die-out.

    psychosparten049 .Esquirepsychosparten049 .EsquireAcum 12 Zile
    • @천사 Says the one using improper grammar, fuck off, you know its true.

      psychosparten049 .Esquirepsychosparten049 .EsquireAcum 6 Zile
    • they way you sound dumb as hell

      천사천사Acum 6 Zile
    • bisexuals and pansexuals: 🤔

      Cassie RoseCassie RoseAcum 8 Zile
    • @psychosparten049 .Esquire bruh how would the earth die out without humans. If anything life would flourish as you can see in places like chernobyl where some endangered species are repopulating

      Illumi - Shit & MoreIllumi - Shit & MoreAcum 10 Zile
    • @Lucifer ;-; OK bye

      psychosparten049 .Esquirepsychosparten049 .EsquireAcum 12 Zile
  • Well liking women is pretty cool in my opinion so is liking dudes or any other gender but I just like women tbh this statement was useless but whatever

    BunkytheoneBunkytheoneAcum 13 Zile
    • @no fr

      BunkytheoneBunkytheoneAcum 7 Zile
    • I'm bi and i agree asf, liking ppl is rad

      nonoAcum 7 Zile
  • Kurtis you predicted the california forest burning gender reveal party

    ThatLittleKittenThatLittleKittenAcum 14 Zile
  • as a straight person, THESE straight people embarrass me 😭

    wheresmyalmondmilkwheresmyalmondmilkAcum 14 Zile
  • i love the dramatic reveal at 2:43, sounds like it’s revealing a dark souls boss

    Ajali RussellAjali RussellAcum 14 Zile

    max!!!max!!!Acum 14 Zile
  • Ah yes because the Sun being behind clouds is gay

    ꧁Sher locked꧂꧁Sher locked꧂Acum 14 Zile
  • Cello how are you

    OakLeigh the SecondOakLeigh the SecondAcum 14 Zile

    Shivangi SinghShivangi SinghAcum 14 Zile
  • cello how are you

    Percy MooncashPercy MooncashAcum 15 Zile
  • gay people gonna stop

    Тёма СерыйТёма СерыйAcum 15 Zile
    • @Тёма Серый “standard people” ?????

      K SK SAcum 6 Zile
    • @Тёма Серый there is no such thing but i do not like heteros

      천사천사Acum 6 Zile
    • @no it is so hilarious to see people being okay with saying shit to standard people (white straight people for example), but get instantly mad when someone says the same to minority.

      Тёма СерыйТёма СерыйAcum 7 Zile
    • @no you are straightphobic lol

      Тёма СерыйТёма СерыйAcum 7 Zile
    • @Тёма Серый he literally made a whole video explaining why they gotta stop. Ur just using it to be homophobic. Stfu🥰

      nonoAcum 7 Zile
  • I don’t know why the legless and eyeless woman bothered me so much.

    Sweater GuySweater GuyAcum 15 Zile
  • cello how are you

    Kiki RomaneskyKiki RomaneskyAcum 15 Zile
  • I don't have the straight people disease.

    ༺ Sophi Red ༻༺ Sophi Red ༻Acum 15 Zile
    • great

      천사천사Acum 6 Zile
    • Good me neither

      Cassie RoseCassie RoseAcum 8 Zile
    • Wtf....

      Real StigmAReal StigmAAcum 15 Zile
  • Do I like or dislike this?

    ༺ Sophi Red ༻༺ Sophi Red ༻Acum 15 Zile
  • Kurtis predicted the gender reveal fire (Well technically it wasn't the first one. But whatever)

    Jennifer ReevesJennifer ReevesAcum 15 Zile
  • The title made me think he was bi or something 😅

    J4d3n LolJ4d3n LolAcum 16 Zile
    • @Catra no he’s said before that he’s 100% straight

      Gavin O'ConnorGavin O'ConnorAcum 7 Zile
  • i am giving up being straight #straightpeoplesuck

    Miraculously RandomMiraculously RandomAcum 16 Zile
    • @Pluviæ it’s supposed to be sarcasm lol

      Miraculously RandomMiraculously RandomAcum 15 Zile
    • um what

      PluviæPluviæAcum 15 Zile
  • That dream/commercial sequence slayed me haha

    missXspencer1missXspencer1Acum 16 Zile
  • Kurtis spreading the gay agenda /j

    Íris GrétarsdóttirÍris GrétarsdóttirAcum 16 Zile
  • Straight people on internet sucks but I am ficto as you see my pfp My husbando is zhongli and childe (childe is on my other account)

    CraftsbegumCraftsbegumAcum 16 Zile
    • @OH! TV yes

      CraftsbegumCraftsbegumAcum 11 Zile
    • He’s on next level crack

      OH! TVOH! TVAcum 11 Zile
    • @phaguette ❤🤣

      CraftsbegumCraftsbegumAcum 15 Zile
    • @phaguette zhongli childe from genshin are my husbandos but as anime charecter it is saiki k.

      CraftsbegumCraftsbegumAcum 15 Zile
    • I want whatever ur on

      phaguettephaguetteAcum 15 Zile
  • he predicted the gender reveal forest fire 5 months early

    KSJ_29KSJ_29Acum 16 Zile
  • kurtis is literally the peak of Gen Z humor

    a certain humana certain humanAcum 17 Zile
    • Hey if gen z humor means not being an idiot hell yeah I’m gen z

      Good times and bad daysGood times and bad daysAcum 8 Zile
  • G at

    Cotton the Random Bunny u3uCotton the Random Bunny u3uAcum 17 Zile
  • Imma just say- as a polyamorous lesbian- I would watch that stupid show with my gf that he mentioned so I can make fun of it

    Ashlynn ButterfieldAshlynn ButterfieldAcum 17 Zile
  • Kurtis isn’t str**ght he’s just heterosexual

    Thot you would Never askThot you would Never askAcum 17 Zile