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all his quotes are from i-funny because he is basically the internet as a human. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came out and said he was a deep fake ai programmed to make ticktock videos using info gained from the internet.
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Seeing Kurtis with the filter on his eyes is terrifying
PLEASE ONG PLEASE WATCH THIS WHILE *smoke smoke* UR HUGHH PLEASE
He got that Habsburg chin.
Uncanny valley vibes
I kinda feel bad for what happened to him; but oh my god is he scary
He looks like he had the same eye surgery as that Tumblr girl. Hopes he doing ok 😌😌😌😌😌
"i aint ever seen 2 pretty best friends" literally every anime duo: *"am i a joke to you?"*
At 1:21 I fell off my bed screaming
aaron judge looking great
He look crusty
THIS MAN’S GOT A WHOLE HICKEY
kurtis. your collar. please
He blinks at 8:34
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I literally always do the whole intro with you 😂🙃❤
i would rather relive my actual trauma 10 times than have to be alone in a room with that man. holy fuck.
OMG you are SO FUNNY! I laugh out loud so much I worry about waking my housemates😆
Oh my god, don't just suddenly drag someone on a flight... At the very least let me go home and get my meds jfc. Not everything can be bought. It's cute in theory, but the UPS Amazon truck don't bring EVERYTHING
i wanna know where he got that shirt
I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly.
i've found where i recognize him from *this man has the same face shape as gaston*
we need an update on him
Kurtis is developing those Steve Buscemi eyes. I respect that
Wait is he a blink???? He said “look up in the sky it’s a bird it’s a plane
Nice Job!
This is why you can’t give lightskins light eyes they never close their goddamn eyes
Never thought you'd make a video on Vandal Savage
I just noticed he has a simp shirt 3:48 nfkfkfkfkvkkdifjfjdkosifjjdidifb
he is thousands of year old and the proof is that he has a big chin which means he is lord farquad from shrek
Worried he’s gonna come to me in my sleep like the giant from twin peaks
wait, iFunny is still a thing?
The guy: i ain’t ever seen friends Rm: my day is ruined and i hate you
7:04 that joke caught me so off guard
“putting wood in my skin” when he realizes that’s not sliver or shiver but splinter
Kurtis' Stranger Things Mom Era was iconic
Danny's eyes are way more scary though
This was funny
Dude is straight up Stewart from SNL with that filter
“If she got an A in her name, she’s crazy don’t even get me started if she got 2 A’s” My deadname having 3 but my name having none: *looks like i dodged a bullet there*
How can he be thousands of years old when his bio says 0-24?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i hate you so much that i liked the video
I looked back at the tab and just *Take her car.*
He reminds me of groose fron Zelda skyward sword No joke I searched it up to check and they have the same eyes
Is that a Fiat 126p? Noice
are you a stunt double for evan peters?
I need balance baby on a shirt
Long behold you :))
Dude are saying that you DON’T have a Toyota Honda?? WTF kind of Canadian are you???? So wrong...I might just have to unsubscribe....
His eyes scare me the way he stares into my soul.... I’m sorry like I’m not usually one to judge someone by their looks. But.... he’s like 👁 👄👁 Like dude, blink.
He's not even handsome to me. Sorry Jordan.
Dude, what are you on
Guys he got character development he's kinda fun now
He looks like Effie from the Hunger Games.
Your collars on your shirt… GEEEEZZZ MAN ! Fix Dat
Long behold you!
Lol his chin
sir you look very handsome today
I once thought drew and Kurtis were the same person
they are tho?
LMFAOAOAO eviction baby
Toyota Honda car 😂😂😂😂😂 fucking hell thats good 😂😂😂 Shit “long behold” nearly killed me 😂
If you mix 6:30 with 1:21. ✋😂
1:21
2:04 I DON’T COOK I DON’T CLEAN
I've made the mistake of eating during his videos before and I did it again today.
Damnn i laughed so hard at the airport scene lmao. You just got a new sub!
He looks like if Jemmy signed a contract with the devil.
C'mon👀pookie😩
My guy looks like when you try to see how fucked-up you can get a wii character to be
Long behold you
Why are pretty people are so clueless?
Jokes on kurtis, I'm not subscribed but I've already seen the video twice so this IS my second greeting
This guy has a sick mullet
4:19-4:39
He blinked at 3:57
Why he look like Justin from Total Drama Island
He doesn't seem mysogistic more like the average american I'd say, he do look like an alien tho, but some of his vids are about "how to treat your girl in a good way" so meh, i guess he just needs to be educated on certain things and learn how to blink mostly
Showed up late to the party - someone..anyone... What have i missed?! 😂
Long behold you
i love how my screen decided to freeze right as a shot of kurtis' ass popped up beautiful.
pookie was the name of garfields teddie bear (and my guinea pig ralphies nickname)
He doesn't even have his seat belt on when he's driving um-
Long behold you
👁👃🏼👁 👄 ✌🏼
“I ain never seen 2 pretty bestfriends 👁👃🏼👁”
How toxic you are to bash and judge this guy You don’t know his life and you don’t know what he considers pretty... ...and if he really is a model -maybe he can take his girls car (if she’s a model too) and get it detailed and gassed up w/$$$ in glove box or center box If he really knows his girl (her schedule) perhaps he can have her meet him at the airport and take her shopping at the other end real models do things differently than the average person--so although we don’t live that lifestyle--we don’t know ... so we judge 👨⚖️ those who look different, think different, or do things differently then you😏😏
Why you always gotta find misogyny in everything?
Kurtis. This is hilarious lmao
I'm scared, his face unsettles me
Jordan is a beholder I learned a lot today
Omg u r so fucking funny I love your videos
is that the ooga chacka baby?
Kurtis this shirt looks amazing on you
his face is longer than mother Russia. also he was a part of a soviet human testing.
The bug eyed kurtis is my favorite character so far
This vid literally had me wheezing
His chin is fucked.