I Am Terrified Of This Man

10 nov. 2020
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  • all his quotes are from i-funny because he is basically the internet as a human. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came out and said he was a deep fake ai programmed to make ticktock videos using info gained from the internet.

    RipperbasilRipperbasilAcum 53 minute
  • 🥘👄🥘

    Little x MixerLittle x MixerAcum 2 ore
  • Seeing Kurtis with the filter on his eyes is terrifying

    SakiSakiAcum 10 ore

    batman Medelbatman MedelAcum 11 ore
  • He got that Habsburg chin.

    GodGodAcum 18 ore
  • Uncanny valley vibes

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  • I kinda feel bad for what happened to him; but oh my god is he scary

    Igor GIgor GAcum o Zi
  • He looks like he had the same eye surgery as that Tumblr girl. Hopes he doing ok 😌😌😌😌😌

    Azrael TarquinAzrael TarquinAcum o Zi
  • "i aint ever seen 2 pretty best friends" literally every anime duo: *"am i a joke to you?"*

    Jaelyn LorinJaelyn LorinAcum o Zi
  • At 1:21 I fell off my bed screaming

    Sandakin SkywalkerSandakin SkywalkerAcum 2 Zile
  • aaron judge looking great

    Kris SmootKris SmootAcum 2 Zile
  • He look crusty

    TrifikxxTrifikxxAcum 3 Zile

    James O-face CharlesJames O-face CharlesAcum 3 Zile
  • kurtis. your collar. please

    MiloMiloAcum 3 Zile
  • He blinks at 8:34

    xTheEmilyxxTheEmilyxAcum 3 Zile
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    Sophia MedinaSophia MedinaAcum 3 Zile
  • I literally always do the whole intro with you 😂🙃❤

    Viola D'AmanzoViola D'AmanzoAcum 4 Zile
  • i would rather relive my actual trauma 10 times than have to be alone in a room with that man. holy fuck.

    lesbian dumpsterfirelesbian dumpsterfireAcum 4 Zile
  • OMG you are SO FUNNY! I laugh out loud so much I worry about waking my housemates😆

    K WK WAcum 4 Zile
  • Oh my god, don't just suddenly drag someone on a flight... At the very least let me go home and get my meds jfc. Not everything can be bought. It's cute in theory, but the UPS Amazon truck don't bring EVERYTHING

    MegaRambitMegaRambitAcum 4 Zile
  • i wanna know where he got that shirt

    Nandra SinghNandra SinghAcum 4 Zile
  • I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly.

    Kevin PhamKevin PhamAcum 4 Zile
  • i've found where i recognize him from *this man has the same face shape as gaston*

    andreaandreaAcum 4 Zile
  • we need an update on him

    Itala MendiolaItala MendiolaAcum 5 Zile
  • Kurtis is developing those Steve Buscemi eyes. I respect that

    clarc noeyclarc noeyAcum 5 Zile
  • Wait is he a blink???? He said “look up in the sky it’s a bird it’s a plane

    Sienna TyrrellSienna TyrrellAcum 5 Zile
  • Nice Job!

    Heidi AHeidi AAcum 5 Zile
  • This is why you can’t give lightskins light eyes they never close their goddamn eyes

    Tahiyat ChyTahiyat ChyAcum 5 Zile
  • Never thought you'd make a video on Vandal Savage

    CoolNameGuyCoolNameGuyAcum 5 Zile
  • I just noticed he has a simp shirt 3:48 nfkfkfkfkvkkdifjfjdkosifjjdidifb

    Laney JorgensenLaney JorgensenAcum 5 Zile
  • he is thousands of year old and the proof is that he has a big chin which means he is lord farquad from shrek

    NITRONITROAcum 5 Zile
  • Worried he’s gonna come to me in my sleep like the giant from twin peaks

    Helen SHelen SAcum 5 Zile
  • wait, iFunny is still a thing?

    Jean BrannumJean BrannumAcum 5 Zile
  • The guy: i ain’t ever seen friends Rm: my day is ruined and i hate you

    Katie Oof7800Katie Oof7800Acum 6 Zile
  • 7:04 that joke caught me so off guard

    FilbieFilbieAcum 6 Zile
  • “putting wood in my skin” when he realizes that’s not sliver or shiver but splinter

    zaddygrinch _zaddygrinch _Acum 6 Zile
  • Kurtis' Stranger Things Mom Era was iconic

    Matt WixMatt WixAcum 6 Zile
  • Danny's eyes are way more scary though

    Rainbow CatTailRainbow CatTailAcum 6 Zile
  • This was funny

    Storm StrikeStorm StrikeAcum 6 Zile
  • Dude is straight up Stewart from SNL with that filter

    Janli GwoJanli GwoAcum 6 Zile
  • “If she got an A in her name, she’s crazy don’t even get me started if she got 2 A’s” My deadname having 3 but my name having none: *looks like i dodged a bullet there*

    D WebbD WebbAcum 6 Zile
  • How can he be thousands of years old when his bio says 0-24?

    D WebbD WebbAcum 6 Zile
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    JJJ MMMJJJ MMMAcum 7 Zile
  • i hate you so much that i liked the video

    Slon DonzSlon DonzAcum 7 Zile
  • I looked back at the tab and just *Take her car.*

    Snorf!!Snorf!!Acum 7 Zile
  • He reminds me of groose fron Zelda skyward sword No joke I searched it up to check and they have the same eyes

    Dark Jade18Dark Jade18Acum 8 Zile
  • Is that a Fiat 126p? Noice

    Michał C.Michał C.Acum 8 Zile
  • are you a stunt double for evan peters?

    Wesley HolmWesley HolmAcum 8 Zile
  • I need balance baby on a shirt

    personnamedbob1personnamedbob1Acum 8 Zile
  • Long behold you :))

    AdiAdiAcum 8 Zile
  • Dude are saying that you DON’T have a Toyota Honda?? WTF kind of Canadian are you???? So wrong...I might just have to unsubscribe....

    MissNeko76MissNeko76Acum 8 Zile
  • His eyes scare me the way he stares into my soul.... I’m sorry like I’m not usually one to judge someone by their looks. But.... he’s like 👁 👄👁 Like dude, blink.

    Misery DarkMisery DarkAcum 8 Zile
  • He's not even handsome to me. Sorry Jordan.

    Lexxie BodineLexxie BodineAcum 9 Zile
  • Dude, what are you on

    Aaron MyersAaron MyersAcum 9 Zile
  • Guys he got character development he's kinda fun now

    Ella DochertyElla DochertyAcum 9 Zile
  • He looks like Effie from the Hunger Games.

    Asher CasosAsher CasosAcum 9 Zile
  • Your collars on your shirt… GEEEEZZZ MAN ! Fix Dat

    Nichole WilliamsNichole WilliamsAcum 9 Zile
  • Long behold you!

    EnaEnaAcum 10 Zile
  • Lol his chin

    Corrie2010Corrie2010Acum 10 Zile
  • sir you look very handsome today

    ceci mceci mAcum 10 Zile
  • I once thought drew and Kurtis were the same person

    Denki KaminariDenki KaminariAcum 10 Zile
    • they are tho?

      pewchupewchuAcum 8 Zile
  • LMFAOAOAO eviction baby

    daisy roddaisy rodAcum 10 Zile
  • Toyota Honda car 😂😂😂😂😂 fucking hell thats good 😂😂😂 Shit “long behold” nearly killed me 😂

    Cody thinksCody thinksAcum 10 Zile
  • If you mix 6:30 with 1:21. ✋😂

    thenerd maththenerd mathAcum 10 Zile
  • 1:21

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  • I've made the mistake of eating during his videos before and I did it again today.

    Johanna MaierJohanna MaierAcum 11 Zile
  • Damnn i laughed so hard at the airport scene lmao. You just got a new sub!

    Pablo RodriguezPablo RodriguezAcum 11 Zile
  • He looks like if Jemmy signed a contract with the devil.

    CameronKilz97CameronKilz97Acum 11 Zile
  • C'mon👀pookie😩

    Yumeko JabamiYumeko JabamiAcum 11 Zile
  • My guy looks like when you try to see how fucked-up you can get a wii character to be

    JhonLikesOreosJhonLikesOreosAcum 12 Zile
  • Long behold you

    Ponytail JerryPonytail JerryAcum 12 Zile
  • Why are pretty people are so clueless?

  • Jokes on kurtis, I'm not subscribed but I've already seen the video twice so this IS my second greeting

    ConConAcum 12 Zile
  • This guy has a sick mullet

    Josiah MartinezJosiah MartinezAcum 12 Zile
  • 4:19-4:39

    LemonSkittleLemonSkittleAcum 13 Zile
  • He blinked at 3:57

    Carlos TorresCarlos TorresAcum 13 Zile
  • Why he look like Justin from Total Drama Island

    2 raccoons in a trench coat2 raccoons in a trench coatAcum 13 Zile
  • He doesn't seem mysogistic more like the average american I'd say, he do look like an alien tho, but some of his vids are about "how to treat your girl in a good way" so meh, i guess he just needs to be educated on certain things and learn how to blink mostly

    not herenot hereAcum 14 Zile
  • Showed up late to the party - someone..anyone... What have i missed?! 😂

    Lexi KoenigLexi KoenigAcum 14 Zile
  • Long behold you

    Mizna khanMizna khanAcum 14 Zile
  • i love how my screen decided to freeze right as a shot of kurtis' ass popped up beautiful.

    hie I’m Beetlehie I’m BeetleAcum 14 Zile
  • pookie was the name of garfields teddie bear (and my guinea pig ralphies nickname)

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  • He doesn't even have his seat belt on when he's driving um-

    Kawai Witches YTKawai Witches YTAcum 15 Zile
  • Long behold you

    K OK OAcum 16 Zile
  • 👁👃🏼👁 👄 ✌🏼

    mhh mhmhh mhAcum 16 Zile
  • “I ain never seen 2 pretty bestfriends 👁👃🏼👁”

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  • How toxic you are to bash and judge this guy You don’t know his life and you don’t know what he considers pretty... ...and if he really is a model -maybe he can take his girls car (if she’s a model too) and get it detailed and gassed up w/$$$ in glove box or center box If he really knows his girl (her schedule) perhaps he can have her meet him at the airport and take her shopping at the other end real models do things differently than the average person--so although we don’t live that lifestyle--we don’t know ... so we judge 👨‍⚖️ those who look different, think different, or do things differently then you😏😏

    amilliontubes123amilliontubes123Acum 16 Zile
  • Why you always gotta find misogyny in everything?

    psychosparten049 .Esquirepsychosparten049 .EsquireAcum 16 Zile
  • Kurtis. This is hilarious lmao

    AshleyAshleyAcum 16 Zile
  • I'm scared, his face unsettles me

    Empress AlicatEmpress AlicatAcum 17 Zile
  • Jordan is a beholder I learned a lot today

    ThatguyThatguyAcum 17 Zile
  • Omg u r so fucking funny I love your videos

    Christina GliszczynskiChristina GliszczynskiAcum 17 Zile
  • is that the ooga chacka baby?

    Kay JayKay JayAcum 17 Zile
  • Kurtis this shirt looks amazing on you

    Emily ToogoodEmily ToogoodAcum 17 Zile
  • his face is longer than mother Russia. also he was a part of a soviet human testing.

    remoteremoteAcum 17 Zile
  • The bug eyed kurtis is my favorite character so far

    AfroshoujoAfroshoujoAcum 18 Zile
  • This vid literally had me wheezing

    Subha BabySubha BabyAcum 18 Zile
  • His chin is fucked.

    Kalob HuntKalob HuntAcum 18 Zile